The Power of Google Translate

hie all! i was wondering if people understood my japanese posts..and someone told me one could just translate it via Google Translate so i tried it out...and it was damn hilarious! i used THIS POST for reference.

this is da translation..

Part One

先日日本語のクラスで、アンケートをしました。シンガポールのアンケートは、いろいろがあるですが、この間したアンケートと全然別だった。自分の生きがいや存在の理由は考えたことがあるの？このアンケートはすべてこんな質問だっただよ！変じゃないのか？今までやったことはないんだ。

"Japanese classes in recent surveys. Survey of Singapore, there are many, Hazama Kono and the questionnaire was very different. The reason for their existence and purpose of life have given it a thought? All of this survey were asked this question! Not funny? I have not done until now. "

haha...hazama kono really cracks me up..cos i didnt write any hazama kono at all! what's is that in da first place! here's what it actually says..

during a recent japanese class, i did a questionnaire. there are many types of questionnaires in singapore. but da one that i did da other day was completely different.(where is hazama kono?!) have you ever thought about your reason for existence or calling in life? da questionnaire that i did contained all questions of this sort. isnt it weird? (not funny? LOL) i've never done such a questionnaire before.

Part Two

このこと何回も考えたのが当たり前だ。でも、私の答えは何だ？本当に戸惑ってしまった。歌手になりたいけど、これは私の生きがいなのか？今グリツの為に生きてる私、未来何かあるの？

"I even thought about it many times is the norm. But what's my answer? I was bewildered. I want to be a singer, this is my purpose in life? GURITSU alive for now I have something in the future? "

Of course, i've thought about it many times. But what's my answer? i was really confused. i wanna be a singer, but is it really my purpose in life? da me who's living for da sake of glitz, what could my future hold?

Part Three

シンガポールの生活だいきらいだ。みんな同じ方へ行ってるし、考え方も同じ。みんなだいたいお金のために生きてるんだ。私達の世界、表面的なことがよく勝ちます。嫌だ。魂や仲間や愛するの気持ちどうなっただ？毎日毎日同じことやって、勉強して、大学入って、仕事して、結婚して、子供育って、それで死ぬ。何だよ、これ？すべてみんなもそんなふうにやるから、他の人もついて行くじゃないのか？夢なんかないの？どうしてこの永遠の連鎖から逃げられないの？

"Singapore's life is abhorrent. Do you go to all the same, the same idea. For almost all the money I'm alive. Our world, it often will win the surface. Hate. And feelings of love and soul mate is what happened? To do the same thing day after day, studying, in college, work and marriage, and children growing up, and then you die. What's this? That way they'll do all the other people do not even keep up? NANKANAI dream? Why can not escape from the eternal cycle?"

I really hate life in singapore. everyone's going in da same direction, they even have the same way of thinking. people are generally living for da sake of money. in our world, da superficial stuff usually wins. i hate it. what happened to our souls, camaraderie and feelings of love? everyday, everyday we do da same things, study, enter university, work, marry, have children, die. what's this? isn't it cos society is doing it this way that's why every other person also follows along? don't we have dreams and such?(nankanai always cant be translated..haha i have no idea why..LOL) why cant we escape from this eternal cycle?

i realised that this sounds really vague...emo stuff cant really be explained can it? hahaha..i guess it's really unfair to society..da way i say it..after all..people have families to support..and what not..sometimes i wish singaporeans would be more open to different concepts of thinking..and less obliged to follow the invisible laws of society. freedom in singapore is nothing but a dream. cos we're all bound by unseen circumstances.

Part Four

私、フェーリーとか吸血鬼とか他の非現実的な生物に信じています。他の世界の存在も信じたい。アニメのような世界行きたい。だめ人間いたくない。超力がほしいなああ。。

"I like vampire FERI or other biological unrealistic to believe. Also want to believe the existence of other worlds. I want to go to the world of animation. No humans want. I do not want a super power. ."

i believe in vampires, fairies (FERI LOL) and other imaginary living beings. i also want to believe in da existence of other worlds..i want to live in a world like anime (LOL)..i dont want to be a useless human (of cos my useless here has a different meaning from money grubbing suckers in da world)...ahhh i want super powers....hahaha

Part Five

まあ、したのアンケートが私のだ！君もやってみてね！

"Well, this is my questionnaire! I also expect you to do!"

da questionnaire below is mine..try it out to yeah! (lol..i expect you to do..man sounds rude..haha)

POWER TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE

i guess it's pretty good for an online translator ..if you translate one sentence at a time it's pretty accurate too..just that da structure of da sentence is wrong. it's super helpful when im online shopping at jap sites like rakuten too...by da way..this month's AOF will only be uploaded at da end of da month..really really late end of da month..hahaha im kinda working on another project...heh..that's all for now...ja nya!

TUPIDSAY

How Stupid are FIERA, Shio & Edison?!

[F, E] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

FIERA: sweets or food actually..not gum haha

[No one] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

FIERA: luckily we're not retarded enough to do this. LOL

[E] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

FIERA: LMAO

Shio: i expected FIERA to have done this.

[No one] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

FIERA: we would be dead by now if we did. hahaha

[F, S, E] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

Shio: hasnt everyone done that before?

[No one] You have ran into a tree/bush.

[No one] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

All: we all know it's NOT possible!

[F, S, E] You have tried to lick your elbow.

FIERA: yeah yeah yeah..only cos we tried it. LOL

[S, E] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[S, E] You just tried to sing them.

FIERA: HAHAHAHAHA. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!! they both started to sing!! wahahahaha

Shio: never even bothered until i saw this.

Edi: oh yahhh!

[F, E] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

Shio: FIERA practically trips over everything. including AIR.

[F, S, E] You have choked on your own spit.

Shio: come on..everyone has choked on their own spit before..

FIERA: good times..good times..hahahaha

Shio: What good times?

FIERA: seeing you guys choke! haha!

[No one] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[S] You've never seen the Matrix.

[No one] You type only with two fingers.

FIERA: ....shio only types with 4 or 5 fingers...LOL

[F] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

FIERA: when i was younger..i burnt my fridge down. LOL climbed on top to play matches.

Shio: omg you were already stupid when you were young. who the hell does that seriously?

FIERA: i call myself bold and adventurous. hahaha

Shio: whatever.

[E] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

FIERA: man i would have loved to see this.

[F, S, E] You have caught yourself drooling.

Shio: everyone drools when they're really tired right. of course that's while sleeping. if you weren't sleeping you're really retarded.

[F, E] You've fallen asleep in class.

[No one] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

FIERA: i dont get this. i will laugh when someone farts hahahaha

[F, S] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[F, S, E] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[F, S] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.

Shio: mine for obviously different reasons from FIERA.

FIERA: what's that supposed to mean?!

[No one] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

FIERA: wth is inside voice?

[No one] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[F, S, E] You have eaten a bug

All: ants!

[F, S] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

Edi: not really..im looking for shoe shine.

F&S: we're watching desperate housewives

[F, E] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

FIERA: yeah shio told me...hahahahaha

Shio: i obviously have before..but unlike these two retards i did realize and DIDNT walk out of the house like that!

[F, E] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

FIERA: heh heh heh

Shio: im surrounded by retards!

[No one] You send chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

FIERA: seriously dont bother!

[F] You break a lot of things.

FIERA: actually glitz is da one who breaks most of it!

[No one] Your friends know not to use big words around you

F&S: that's only for chinese..haha

[F, S, E] You tilt your head when you're confused

F&S: is it not a natural reaction?

[F, S, E] You have fallen out of your chair before

FIERA: haha yeah i was rocking my school chair...LOL

Shio: at least i wasnt that klutzy..someone pulled the chair away before i sat. asshole!

[E] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

FIERA: i sleep on da lower deck...so i cant see da ceiling..

[F, S, E] The word "umm" is used many times a day

FIERA: ummmm.....

Shio: ....um.....

Edi: ummmmmm

FIERA's stupidity level is 53%.

Shio's stupidity level is 42%

Edison's stupidity level is 53%.

Shio: and to commemorate the two retards...here's a pic from their jc days.

Shio: what are they doing!?

blondiesss and stories!

hieee..im so bumped right now! haha after deciding what to cosplay and spending more than $250 bucks on da costume..im not gonna cosplay it anymore! i guess da thing that ticked me off most was that..i never even considered that i would look ridiculous as a blonde!

haha i have nothing against blondies nor do i believe in those dumb stereotypes..but da more i see myself as a blonde sadako..im like..omg...hahaha furthermore my hair is like super thick..everytime i try to draw my brows blonde...it doesnt work! i look like some ah lian with undyed brows..UGH!



shio calls us da two dumb blondes here. hahaha glitz is really clever yeah..just..really really klutzy. LOL

on a side note..ever since we started filming and editing da halloween episode..da crew and i have been experiencing weird stuff...seriously! i freaking dreamt of sadako..and she was chasing us in da dream. and sadako cant run? it was more like we couldnt run away at all. after that i was forcefully awoken..da kind where you suddenly open your eyes and your heart's beating so quickly kind! shio and edi both said they saw something too..and it was a long black haired something..damn! i've been receiving unknown calls too..and everytime i answer it goes beep beep beep...freaky!

this isnt da first time i've had supernatural experiences though..i was up till super late..3am plus? haha nocturnal..anyway glitz started to bark and growl non stop at da window..when i faced da window..i saw some shadowed thingy..crawling through...and i was like crap! i immediately ran out with glitz and slammed da door. haha didnt even bother turning off da comp..DUH!

because of da halloween event at night safari..there's been a sudden uproar of ghost stories..night safari is haunted..for real!

Case 1

you know da mangrove walk with da flying foxes (bats)? haha dont ever go in there alone. da trail marshalls would always flush guests out before da night safari closes. and here's how it goes...

trail marshall sees a guest in da mangrove walk..and shouts from afar..

"excuse me! we're closing..you have to leave!"

no reply...so TM goes and taps da person's shoulder..and says da same thing..

'person' turns around...and tadah! NO FACE!!!

it's da same with da zookeepers..

zookeeper's busy feeding da bats...feels a tap on her shoulder..turns around....

NO FACE!!

"Go away im busy..dont disturb me!"

man this is one brave FEMALE zookeeper..i forgot who it was though...hahaha

Case 2

Guest: "excuse me..there's a girl sitting on top of da tree at da forest giant's trail..can you ask her to come down..it's really dangerous."

Staff freaks out but asks: "Sir are you sure?"

obviously da guest said yes..so said staff gathered da supervisors and some security guards (LOL) and they all..men by da way..went to da forest giant's trail..haha of course..there was nothing there...but they all claimed that da temp suddenly dropped to really cold..

Case 3

night safari often has personalized tours for small groups via buggy..there was one time..da buggy broke down at one of da routes..this route had no animals whatsover..it was supposed to be a shortcut..

one of da guests suddenly started to freak out...saying that there was a pair of red eyes staring at her...

da guide also saw da freaking eyes...but in order to calm da guest down..said no...but secretly freaking out too...haha...

Case 4

if you observe carefully..you will realise that there's a chained area with a red chair in it...it's along da tram route..somewhere after fishing cat trail...why?...

haha there are probably more..but that's all i can remember for now...and im late for work!!!!! so ja nya!!

pumpkins!!!

hie all! just wanted to share some halloween pics..LOL i know im a couple of days late..i forgot! but better late than never!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!












karu looks damn pissed. LOL



Kawaii!!!



glitz baby!!



da costume is ultra cute right!! i got it from japan..and i saw a mini version at build a bear da other day..i wanted to get it for karu but shio said NO! damn! it would have been so funny if we walked 2 pumpkins out on halloween haha!

that's all for now! ja nya!

Halloween Scareeeeeeee!

お待たせた！

da next episode of Adventures of FIERA is finally here! halloween is just around da corner..are you guys ready for a scare?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! for da weak hearted..please do not switch on your volume too loud..or watch this at night!

da quality of da youtube vid is very bad..and it was divided in two parts so if you want da HQ youtube version..you have to watch it here> Part 1 & Part 2

creatures of da dark...i meant no offence..so please do not haunt my crew and i..すみませんでした!

...proceed with caution...

BEWARE!

Part One

Part Two

We've hope you enjoy our halloween scarefare! ja nya!

dumdeedums

hie all! we've finally finished filming (still got editing though..zzz LOL)! Adventures of FIERA episode 3 will be airing sometime next week! for those who have been waiting...GOMEN!

edi and kobblestone have started school and it's really difficult to come up with an ep every two weeks..especially when all our schedules clash..so we'll only be coming up with one episode a month! we might make it longer and upload it in parts..but everything's still undecided cos we don't want it to be too draggy.

in da mean time..whilst we lack episodes..we'll be posting stuff like our 'Once Upon a Time in China' series and other crazy stuff too! hopefully you guys will like it!

Now here're some candid shots from Once Upon a Time in China!




haha! i dont know what im doing!



hahaha horrible pic! but i like my eyes here LOL can you see da gray?



lalala



Chinatown GLITZ!



Samurai Karu!

Speaking of Karu (Shio's cat by da way).. he looks so cool and handsome right! but actually a closet DUMBO! LOL da other day when shio was cooking ramen right..she went out of da kitchen for a while. and when she came back..she saw karu on da counter and was like...what's that burnt smell!? hahahaha then she realised that it was karu's TAIL!!! hhahaha seriously these kinda situations only happen in cartoons! just look at da pic below!




hey karu..no point in trying to act cool! LOL his fur is actually really soft..and now his tail is like an afro..LOLOL even da non burnt parts are frizzy! hahaha!

anyway that's all for now! look out for our next episode yeah..ja nya!

Once Upon a Time in China - Part 3

If you haven't read the previous entries CLICK>>> Part 1 & Part 2

Previously on Once Upon a Time in China, we followed our hero Wu Ri Yao as she enters the Crimson Gate of Shakalaka Bom...

What lies beyond the gates of the celestial chamber?

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WOW! What's this! It's the Heavenly Celestial Dim Sum Stall that only appears every thousand years! Will Wu Ri Yao find the Da Bai Jing Bao here?



What has happened to Wu Ri Yao?!



"Omg Omg Omg! i finally found the Da Bai Jing Bao!"

........What has becomed of our aloof and cool hero!?




"ahhhhh smells so good! kyaaa!"

Hey Hey Wu Ri Yao...Hurry up and return to normal...You're ruining your reputation yo..



"HEEEEE you're just jealous that i get to eat the Bai Jing Bao! HE HE HEEE!"



"You want some?"

ahah ha..ha...It's okay...I don't want you to slice me up when you return to your usual self...



"Yawns. Shuddup or I'll slice you."

Oh it looks like she's back to normal. Sigh. Food makes Wu Ri Yao's world go round. I don't know which side of her I prefer though...freaky...



....Shhhhh...

And so here's the tale of a legendary (gluttonous) swordman, who once scattered fear in all of China during her quest for the Celestial treasures (food). Wielding a deadly but trusty sword, we'd best leave Wu Ri Yao to her (after snack) peace.

umm...where's the Zhang Ming Hakao?

THE END

P.S: Buckets of THANKS to ANNE DARKEN for the photos..thanks for reading and stay tuned for more Adventures of FIERA!

Once Upon a Time in China - Part 2

If you haven't read part 1..click HERE!

And so the battle between Wu Ri Yao the lengendary swordsman & Shabadaba the Guardian of the Celestial Chamber begins...



"yawns..stop wasting my time..let's get this started.."



"Why you insolent fool! How dare you mock the Great Shabadaba! Prepare to die!"

"Oy...Great Shabadaba...Where are you aiming at...I'm behind you.."

With lightning fast reflexes, Wu Ri Yao easily dodges Shabadaba's Celestial Beam of Stone, a power said to be undefeatable.



"Che. You're the fool who underestimated me. Now DIE!"



In a blink of an eye, Wu Ri Yao's sword pierces Shabadaba's Shield of Stone.

"Ughhh! How?! How can I, the Great Shabadaba lose to a mere human like you!?!"

"Shuddup and tell me where the Celestial Treasures are."

"...Very Well. For defeating the Guardian of the Celestial Chamber, you have gained access to the Celestial Treasures. Go forth, beyond the Crimson Gate of Shakalaka Bom."

"..Che.."



"mm. Is this the one?"



What lies beyond the Crimson Gate of Shakalaka Bom?

Will Wu Ri Yao finally attain the Da Bai Jing Bao and Zhang Ming Hakao?

Stay tuned for the next part of...

...Once Upon a Time in China...

P.S: All photography by ANNE DARKEN!

銀魚

look at what i came across da other day...i had no idea such a thing even existed. haha i mean clubs dedicated to aquatic life..sure. but solely to goldfishes? hahaha i went in to check it out anyway..and some of da goldfishes were really good. they have like different species and what not...



this little guy doesnt even look like a goldfish! lol



look at it's humongous eyeballs!



a better view of it's eyeball!!!



i think this one won most graceful goldfish?



big brain goldfish (i forgot da actual name of it!)



humpback goldfish??



this one is sooooo cute..it looks like it has blisters all over it's face though



it was da size of an egg..



another humpback looking one...totally doesnt look like a goldfish...



i forgot what this one won...haha nice pattern though



oh this is da same as da cute one just now! but a bigger version..



check out da golden hues of it's scales..looks like real gold!



bloob bloob bloob?



hahaha cute blistery goldfish again!









i like da pattern of it's fins...super jappy and zen..haha like some geisha fish. LOL



this one too!..this would represent an older geisha fish though..hahaha looks more matured. oh they're both fighting fish by da way!

i love fish...i mean to eat fish...hahahaha..when i was younger..i kept several fishes...they always died so quickly...i dont like da way they cant show emotion...cant tell if it's hungry or dying..haha...cant play with them either...hahaha it's like they're kept only for showcasing. somehow..i'd prefer to see fishes swimming in da vast ocean rather than kept in a tiny tank. it kinda spoils da beauty of nature. oh wellsss.